Halloween character costumes that are actually scary

With Halloween coming up, it’s time to spook out your nearest and dearest disabled friends. Here are some ideas that will scare the life out of them, but you probably won’t find them at Look Sharp. 

Supermarket Karen Who Wants To Pray For You

Includes: 

Pams canvas tote bags
Cross necklace
Elizabeth Arden Red Door perfume
Touchy hands

Parking Warden Who Doesn’t Believe It’s Your Mobility Permit

Includes:

High-vis jacket 
Cricket hat with neck tie
Notepad and pen
Judgey personality

Minister for Disability Issues That is Not Disabled 

Includes: 

Fully functional legs
Brief experience working in the disability and/or health sector
‘Tick box’ exercise of an accessibility bill
Optional accessory: A disabled family member

Rugby Player Who Uses Disabled Bathroom 

Includes:

#9 All Blacks jersey
Rugby ball
Fade haircut or mullet wig
Entitlement

Pyramid Scheme Aunty Who Tries to Sell You Supplements

Includes: 

Gift bag labelled with a DoTerra, Arbonne, Herbalife or Amway sticker
Invitation to next product party
Free samples that will ‘cure you’
Persistent personality 

Heavy Box of Medical Files

Includes: 

Cardboard box
Your name on a sticker label
Manilla folders
Lots of paper - at least worth 1kg in weight 

Elevator Repair Guy

Includes:

Tool box
High-vis vest
Terrible timing

Bouncer Who Thinks You’re Drunk (And Not Disabled)

Includes: 

Dark sunglasses
Security badge
Does not come with: Patience

E-Scooter 

Includes:

Lime green t-shirt
White pants 
Inconvenient placement in the middle of a footpath

Receptionist Who Removes You From A Waiting List

Includes: 

Printed email referral form from your GP
Glasses
Collared shirt with knit vest over the top
Wheelie office chair